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Warning: Gonorrhea Lectim Pandemic—
Nationwide ALERT!!!
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease!
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim.
It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ’em” and is capable of crippling our current population.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behaviour involving putting your cranium up your rectum.
Many victims contracted it during the last election when government was voted into power and are now starting to realise how destructive this sickness is.
It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout (pronounced “Vote-em-out.”)
It can be picked up without a doctor’s prescription.
You take the first dose now.
The second dose should be taken just before the 2024 elections,
Otherwise it will eventually wipe out all the remnants of democratic life.
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