As the Durban beaches flood with people over the festive holidays, concerns grow for the health and safety of swimmers as pollution plague the city’s rivers and seas.
Untreated human sewage, amounting to millions of litres, has been flowing into the rivers and seas of Durban. This has led to fluctuating levels of E. coli bacteria in the water and caused the poisoning of aquatic life.
Let’s not worry about the sharks on the Durban beaches, the KAKA is far more dangerous. Actually I do feel sorry for the poor old sharks having to swim around in all that shit.
No need to sunbathe on Durban beaches in order to get that nice brown tan. Just take a quick dip in the sea and you will come out with an instant brown tan and a dose of the shits for a quick weight loss . All for free curtesy of the ANC.